UNLEASHED ...

Meet the UNLEASHED boys.

Whilst doing his days work farming Alpaca's on the Isle of Man, GAZ stumbled across a lonely druid who fortold of the gathering of 5 misguided souls.

Gaz was to make haste to a strange uninhibited new land called Yorkshire, and find his 4 new kinsmen.

His first chance encounter was in a food library named ALDI. There he met MICK, a young aspiring shrimp harvester. Mick spoke of strange new objects called chords, and promised of places filled with noise and an intoxicating liquid called a "Beer" The 2 continued their quest.

In search of sustinance, they happened upon a "Chippy" where all manner of sealife were encased in a strange golden shell. CARL asked the pair if they wanted salt n vinegar. Mistaking this as a threat, Mick attacked, but the ensuing scuffle was to bond the pair for life. The pair were now a trio.

The trio found RUSS shouting at cars on the A61, just outside a shiny building where a new less tasty, but slightly more flammable liquid could be acquired. They took pity on the poor child, whom to this day still cannot utter the words Texaco or Skoda without going catatonic.

TIM for a long time made his living by pounding scrap metal into tiny cubes with his bare hands. The four placed tiny wooden sticks in his hands and sat him next to a set of drums they found in a skip. The ensuing rythmn pleased the group. Tim has yet to notice.